VICTORIA GEORGE Biography

I wanted a chocolate tea-pot
As a gift for a good friend’s birth-day
But I did feel a bit of a clot
Searching for this on e-Bay
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I have adapted this classic song:

How many kinds of sweet flowers grow
In an English country garden?
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I wish I could stop swearing
It really is a vice
For people with good hearing
It isn’t very nice
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When evening turns to darkest night
And stars are in the sky
When the garden’s swathed in silver light
That’s when my fox comes by
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Mother Nature and Father Time
Are such a spiteful pair
Together they commit bad crimes
Of damage beyond repair
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