Writer is a proper-in-public (more or less) /unrepressed-in-private Christian lady ('Lay-deeeee! ') . This is not to say that I'm somehow dishonest - the word is prudent... Thanks for reading. Have a laugh! LITS.
I'm just a little heifer
From a bitty cow town.
I'm fresh off the bus, Cowboy,
Will you show me around?
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How I love my hair!
It grows up here and-d-d
It grows down there
My hair sprouts most everywhere
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