Where farts rose quickly on the internet
people went clicking
People more drickling
People were rickly
...
Where the poet died
while writing what,
His hand gone by
for what he thought
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I've often thought of hitting bottom
and wondered what it was to wait
And worried that I'd never see
the man I was till late
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I wrote to write something light
for humor and all that's right
And opened myself to fright
for all the love and might
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There's nothing on the inside
my wife's been soren to call
Or something on the outside
my doctor's warn to all
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Britches to shirt tails
in pigtails not pony.
She's Pippi the Longstocking,
her legs long and bony.
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You'll put up a statue
and say I'm a poet
When all of you worship
what I'll never know it
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The pumpkins eyes
are rarely seen
without your visions
imagined dreams
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The politician's poverty
is slum upon the street
When bum and cart will make you roll
through city home and fleet
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The trees now blowing blast wind
Their limbs held down for joy
The boughs are bending half way
as foliage comes to toy
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Happy birthday to you
You haggard old hand
You've age like a goose egg
in spots of your brand
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The truth is offensive
and not believed
The truth seems wrong
and ill conceived
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Goodness comes from giving
Happiness by doing
Friendship through a miracle
and love without pursuing
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I passed a colonoscopy
that gas was asked to free
When all about my head went dead
and smell was left to be
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Happy birthday to you
You make up what is new
You are sorry you're born
when old becomes you
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The season's falling faster
than the pumpkins dare to slump
That the leaves go passing after
for the dew to form their sump
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I'm thankful to others
I'm thankful for them
I'm thankful to brothers
and sisters Amen
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Drinkling
Where farts rose quickly on the internet
people went clicking
People more drickling
People were rickly
thinking theirs bickling
Where others could see them
Posted bill blinking
Past live more wrinkling
Honor less drinkling