I write the occasional poem, sometimes serious, mostly humorous. I have also written a series of books called Logic Lists English, which attempts to dissect the language and reassemble into something useful (8 volumes in all) . I also write articles, flash fiction and some short stories in different genres. I also am into photography, the quirky and the pretty but not human (I can't abide these people who fly hundreds of miles to see something, then stand in fronton it, obscuring what is there just to prove that they have been there) . I also create collage artwork, draw in coloured pencil (some artwork, mostly cartoons) and that is just about that, except to say that I live in The Highlands of Scotland with my wife and dog
My life is a stream of consciousness, wherein I drown in a sea of imagery.
I am a camera that flows over the world without sense or censorship.
No sound acts as a full stop on my endeavours.
I am not disturbed by noise or distracted by voices.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas
My old biddy sent to me
One haggis for eating
Two whiskies for drinking
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Is Christmas over yet
Or has it just begun?
Did I enjoy myself?
Did I have much fun?
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