Ting Bang Bong Biography

Mamas don't let your babies grow up and work for Disney,
Don't let 'em wear mouse ears,
Or sing a pop song,
Don't let 'em wear belly shirts,
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If they ain't got a belly button, run.
If they ain't got a belly button, run.
If they ain't got a belly button,
Even if it's, Betty Hutton,
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Hello,
This poem's,
About jello.
Yello jello makes me mello.
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I was born
Behind a drum kit
At a comedy club
Called, 'Chuckles.'
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There they are, the itttiest socks,
Each one of them smaller
Than tiny little rocks.
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