tim woodhouse Biography

God is a kindly old man,
His beard is long, white and flowing
And I'm trying the best that I can
To find Him and really start growing,
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I think I like you
I'll write a haiku -
How many syllables? Damn!
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I took my wife for a clean weekend:
We visited the art gallery, took in a show and shopped on Oxford Street.
No licking yoghourt off body parts,
No obscene acts with bars of chocolate -
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Do not let your little ones drink bleach,
Keep it locked away and out of reach.

Do not let them eat sweet, sickly food,
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Staggering out of the country pub,
Filled with beer and cigar smoke,
I walked up the scree slope to the National Park,
Tumbled down the hill to the town,
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