I have three grown children and five grandchildren. I graduated from Oklahoma University in 1980 with a Bachelor of Business Administration degree, Emphasis in Accounting.
In 1990 I became an unpaid humor columnist at The Cleveland County Record in Noble, Oklahoma. While there, two of my columns won first place in the Oklahoma Press Association Better Newspaper Contest under personal columns in my newspaper's division.
I started writing poetry and song lyrics seriously in October of 2003.
Love is seldom getting mad
Love is giving all you had
Love is taking moonlit walks
Love is sharing private thoughts
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Jeremiah NEVER was a bullfrog
But he WAS a good friend of mine.
Jeremiah REALLY is a bulldog
And of this thing I did decide:
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Somebody please put out the fire-
These hot flashes are something I don't desire.
Oh God, why is this happening to me?
These hot flashes are turning me into
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Flattery will get you nowhere
Butt flatulence is different
Bottle it and sell it
And try not to inhale it.
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