guilt trip of the decomposing
ashamed of home and heritage
pretending towards universals
bleeding hearts now onstage
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what madness to travel by train
down through that ghastly hole
from kent underwater to france
excavated by a steel cap mole
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this lonely pacific island
shark infested seas around
coral reef with noble palms
warm paradise is here found
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old maiden castle on the hill
hardy of caistorbridge told
largest market in the south
blue vinney cheese here sold
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forget the kentucky derby
heres an event for those
who a keen contest admire
with an outcome so close
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right next to blue pacific waters
fine retreat made for the wealthy
always surrounded by disadvantage
to keep them happy and so healthy
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oldest of british parliaments
renowned douglas house of keys
homeland to your tail free cat
rocky isle set in irish seas
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local grocer and wine merchant
family run large village store
provisions and greengroceries
post office and so much more
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furlonger your master butcher
the village high protein shop
rabbit veal and pork aplenty
sides of beef and lamb chop
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