Spanner Thegob Biography

Born in 1960
father was an electrician and i was his first shock
Hobbies, bad poetry
Shoe size 41. Boot size 42 if wearing thick socks.
I try to act my shoe-size not my age.
Favourite soup beef. Favourite sandwiches ham and cheese.
drive a diesel car.
Hate kids-but not my own.
Huge beard. But lost my hair way to early.
age 64ish but of an teenage orientation.
Not an electrician.
Not a plumber.
Not a mechanic.
Not an accountant.
Never dabble in D.I.Y..
Love being right. But that's a rarity.
Occasionally witty, but not a regular occurrence.
Neither own or about to purchase a bow tie.
Hate cats and hoovering.
Had a donkey, it died.
Often wonder Do ducks and pheasants hang out during hunting season?
All my pets are called after Alcoholic beverages.
I Sing Like tame dogs crying at night because the stair gate is closed and they want a cuddle upstairs.
My chair never faces the window when I eat sausage rolls.
At the cinema I smuggle in my own snacks.
Size 5'8 and falling apart.
Live on an island but can't swim.
My claim to fame Once had a wee beside a famous actor in a pub.
Have not eaten an apple in years.
Hate public transport
Keep the garage door open to let The sun in.
Have a lawn mower, dont know how to use it.
Love consistency Hate routine.
Watch star trek never star wars.
Park me car in front of a wall.Can't wear boots when driving.
Prefer meat from the supermarket.
Sometimes I'm just too exciting for my own good.