Hi there.
Here's some simple math that you might benefit from:
Sarah + massive bookstore = Sarah feinting with delight.
Sarah + Shakespeare play = Sarah feinting with delight.
Sarah + dictionary = Sarah feinting with delight.
Okay, so maybe the last one isn't so true. But can you see a little trend going on here?
To be perfectly honest with you, I'm a literature freak. Give me William Shakespeare, Dan Brown, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Alfred Noyes- heck, even Jeremy Clarkson- I'll devour it.
Stay away from knives
They’re dangerous, I tell you
Taking away lives
Therefore, my friend, adieu.
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