Narrator: Are you sick and tired of not getting your way whenever you want?
Do people have the nerve to treat you like a normal member of society?
Have you been accused of saying something racist and don't know how to shift focus?
Introducing, Entitled White Women's Tears, the revolutionary new solution that will keep you looking your victimest.
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Black boy enters a grocery store
(Snakes his arm around white woman's waist)OR
Extends it to accept the peace of gum
(he uses his mouth to carve a sore in her ear)OR
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Tropical Depression
It is the 10th time this year that my mental health has deferred me from cleaning my room,
Which is strange because it is only march.
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