I was born at Dublin in 1772, the third son of William Ponsonby,1st Baron Ponsonby of Imokilly and Louisa Molesworth. I was educated at Kilkenny College, and at the University of Dublin, where I graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in 1794, and Master of Arts in 1816.[c
During 1795, I was ordained deacon on 1 March and priest on 27 November, and then developed miraculous powers of eternal life, which has allowed me to provide the world with my wondrous poems forever. Hope you enjoy them, as I pretend to be a young fellow, playing games with the girls of the island on Fiji
Short Tutorial on Writing a Robert Frost Mastepiece
For the first three stanzas use a rhyming scheme of aaba, then the last stanza bbbb: now choose a mundane topic but being an egomaniac, pump it up to seem important. Like this:
I wandered by a shop's bright window
I saw a person I think I know
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Was heard to say
I am a very generous person
So she proclaimed on that day
And gave a tip, it wasn't much
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I am Aung San Suu Kyi
Have you got another prize
For me?
I was a little spoiled
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I had a girl, her name it doesn't matter
To give my work to her, would only flatter
She had a partner, but eyes for me
I tried to ignore her
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