There's a writers' strike. Should you write today?
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Writers don't strike. They just get stricken with writer's block.
Yes, let's withhold our effusions for a while, then people will see how desolate the space of collective thought will be without our wild and whirling words.
WHAT? Slow us down to a drip drip drip? People will think that our logorrhea has caught gonorrhea!