Worthless 090 Poem by Emmatobs de thought writer

You go to salon with great expectation of this side
Cos you want a hairdo you can wear with pride
Wow! You make this hairdo and wear as you ride
But can't stop talking, can't put it aside

Ah try and put a pattern in the shorter part
You could put a head and is four legs through the heart
Make sure it has enough hair left to cover me wart
And the rest, keep it right or is this hard?

Can you just cut this side a little to be humble
And shave a three inch stripe directly down from the middle and don't fumble
Please don't make this to be crumble
Cos i don't want it to be jumble

As he start to cut, i settle down and wait
He was still on it from six to half past eight
As i start to worried cos it is getting late
He put down his clipper and said here you are mate

Wow! Can't see is two eyes too
Or is that the eyes that was peeping through
To me it look ok and to friend it look cool
But i think they will said the same that you look like a fool

As i start to take my leave and zoom
A man once said you look like zoo
Oh! Don't mean to be rude
For this is unlawful hairdo