World Penguin Day 25th Of April Comments

My penguin poem: Awhatthef..ia 'What ho? There ain't no bears down here, ' Said Robert Falcon Scott, 'I'll call it Anobearia.' Back in acadamia They translated it to Greek, Called the place Antarctica, That's still the name we speak. What a shame he didn't honour The flightless polar bird And call it Apenguinia. That name might have stuck- Unless the Greeks had seen the bird And called it whatthef..k. In Greek that's ti-oto, The land Ati-otoa. Arty-ottowa. 'Sound's good, ' said acadamia, 'But meaning's not so nice. We'll use the Greek for 'penguin' And call it Apigwevosa, The Underland of Ice.'