A man of fifty years or better
Approaches the porcelain bowl
Looks down to see his feet
He must now lean forward at such extreme
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You know, Ted, I actually do lift the seat. But when I'm finished, I put it back down and sprinkle a little water on it from the wash-hand basin. They go nuts for no reason! !
hey when the lights are out just fire away and try to center it when you hear the water splash
Inspired by Danny? No! No! I mean Dannys forum posting. Wittily sharply brilliant Ted.... just another one of those everyday subjects you turn into an engaging read... t x
I kind of giggle while reading this. This piece is full of humour. Great job wording this piece.