You never hear the awful tale of poor old Aunty Em’
Her story has as much appeal as flying-monkey phlegm
But Kansas ain't so pretty after twisters, you can bet
And “Happy Ever After” is a myth you best forget.
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You are phenomenally talented when it comes to morbid humourous poetry. This is the sort of poem that makes me slap my head and think Why didn't I think of that? ?
OMG! That was an amazing read! I LOVED it! You have a great sense of humor. I agree with Paul Brookes...your poem is truly WICKED! Thanks for writing that!