Back when I was in Sunday School,
this kid put a whoopee cushion
on the pastor’s chair and
the pastor sat on it during the service.
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Prof-So much religious flatulence! If farting is the intestine's way of shouting Hallelujah! , then the whoopee cushion is an instrument for making joyful noise unto the Lord. Don't you think? Gassed, Phillip
I love the way your mind works! I hate to admit.......we love the whoopee cushion here in our house. You never know where it'll show up. Great poem. Sincerely, Mary
Loved it PH. Great write, I love humour in all it's forms. Enjoyed this one. Love Ernestine XXX
Ok, Prof. Not bad, but not great. Could have been funnier - the best part of a joke like this is trying to restrain the laughter. -chuck