When I Was Busy Saving Princess Peach Poem by Dr Vidya Hariharan

The princess trapped in a golden cage
What she needed was wisdom sage
And an action man to get her out
But he was a teeny bit of a lout.
Fought goblins and ravenous ugly birds
Jumped over walls, swam through fjords
Fast he was and tirelessly male
Ate no food, drank no ale.
Mighty was the strength in his arms
His feet pumped all day long
The closer he went, the harder he fought
Time kept running faster than he thought.
His princess Peach was caught in a coop
So Super Mario shouted Whoop! Whoop!
When he freed her from her cage
Then back he went in his crate, with no verbiage!
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