What's The Problem? Poem by Mike King

What is this? Who cares if you miss! Let go of it all, So what if you fall You'll get back up! You're still ok. How the hell did you get here anyway? It doesn't matter That you're mad as a hatter! It's how you handle it You stupid git! Dear Santa, please bring me A beautiful Christmas tree! I haven't had one In many a year. So get busy Santa And bring it here! I'm just sayin' If you're not real Then why keep prayin'? To hell with this! I have to piss. When you're sixty-nine And doin' fine Get out of the line.