Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Wham Bam It's A Scam! ! Comments

Rating: 5.0

I've just received a phone call from a man in Bangladesh
Tryin' to sell me stuff I didn't need.
So I rustled up some swear words that I thought that he would know,
In a vain attempt to make his ears bleed!
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Simon Gowen
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Kim Barney 17 October 2014

Use your caller ID and just don't answer the phone if it's someone you don't know. Or if you don't have caller ID and you answer the phone and it's a telemarketer or politician or someone else you don't want to talk to, just hang up. Why waste time and good swear words?

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John Brown 14 February 2013

Brilliant poem, excellently written. I love it.

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Heather Wilson 12 August 2012

So funny and clever, thanks for the tip, off to rustle up some swear words, just in case I get the same phone call.

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Valerie Dohren 08 August 2012

Get too many of these nuisance calls and usually just put the phone down on them - very amusing and brilliantly penned.

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Joseph Anderson 08 August 2012

A clever way to handle that situation.Think I shall handle my next one in a similiar way. A very enjoyable read-well done

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Leslie Philibert 08 August 2012

Clever and funny, full of good ideas.

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