We're The Purple People Poem by DM W

We are here to help.
We are the purple people.
Call us day or night,
And we will endeavour to
Calmly answer all
Your questions. Remember we're
Customer service
Experts, of that there's no doubt.
O we claim to be
On some kind of a mission
And guided by a
Dozen lofty purposes!
However, what
They mean is a mystery
To us. For things tend
To be kept well hidden from
Curious eyes here.
Essentially, I suppose
We are the monkeys
Who always serve you, because
The organ grinder
Is never available.
Sounds familiar
Doesn't it? Well that is just
The way of the world
These days I guess. We are trained,
I'm afraid 'brainwashed'
Would be a more precise term,
To obey orders.
However insidious
Or stupid they are.
We are the purple people.
We are here to help.
Your wishes are our commands.