Welcome To The World Of Wacky Races: Part2 Poem by DM W

The next car had a squirrel engine powered by
Peanuts and it was sort of 'navigated' by
Lazy Luke, a hill billy. His partner Blubber bear
Was really timid and always cried as he was scared.
Luke nonchalantly manouevred the steeling wheelOf the Arkansas Chuggabug with his bare feet.There was Professor Pat Pending: an eccentric Inventor. His mind was filled with technical tricks. His Convert - A- Car could transform quickly intoAll manner of strange things. The Gruesome Two flew Along in the horror themed, Creepy Coupe, which featured A fire breathing dragon, bats, ghosts and other creatures.

The Red Max was an aviator who spoke With a German accent. He seemed to evokeMemories of The Great War. Hisbright Crimson Haybailer, It It has to be said, proved to be somewhat of a failure.Although it could fly, it was only for a short time. I expect you're ready for more rhythms and rhymes.The Anthill Mob were a group of dwarfish gangstersWho drove the Bullet Proof Bomb faster and fasterUsing ' getaway' power by extending theirLegs through the bottom of their car. They were aware
That police might be chasing them. Rufus Redcut
Was the chunky Lumberjack who travelled with just
A beaver named Sawtooth. Their car: the Buzz Wagon
Was made out of wood, yet it was extremely good,
As it cut through obstacles such as pesky trees
And other kinds of objects at super fast speeds.
Its buzz - saw wheels and axes helped enormously,
As did Sawtooth's beaver teeth: munching manically!