We Are Proud To Be Peasants Poem by DM W

O we are so proud to still be peasants!
We believe in our good old monarchy.
We voted for Brexit because we can't
Stand foreigners. We are an island race.
And we always drape ourselves in the flag.
And we stand for 'The National Anthem.'
We adore our beer and our B.B.C;
Despite its alleged 'liberal' leanings.
You might say that we suffer from a kind of
False consciousness. But you're wrong; we are right!