I answered a want ad to find my perrrrrft date,
But He wasn't what I expected and He was two hours late! ! ! ! ! ! !
His ad said he was rich and looked like a movie star,
I know he stretched the truth-Just a little bit too far! !
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Never done an ad date, Sandra, Now I never will, The thought...no hair...no teeth Just makes me feel ill. Had a good laugh. Thanks. Love, Fran xx (putting in my false teeth and sticking a wig on my head...)
Loved it! Thanks for the laugh! Never know what you get! Patricia Gale
This is hilarious Sandra! Very funny! You never know what you're getting with those ads. :) Very fun poem. Sincerely, Mary
Cute. You got a bargin basement special no less, aye? Where is his half of the bargin?