My husband and I go to church
as often as we can.
While out of town just recently
we met a strange new man.
This preacher of a little church
was challenging the choir
to sing songs based on shouted words,
whatever they'd inspire.
He shouted "Rock! " and those smart folks,
as wise as any sages,
in unison began to sing
that classic: "Rock of Ages".
He shouted "Grace! " and a sublime
look filled every face
as that choir sang that glorious tune
known as "Amazing Grace".
He shouted "Sex! " and shocked them all;
not one could sing a word.
Those singers in stunned silence stood,
and not a sound was heard.
At last a little lady's voice
came quavering from the rear.
It showed some age and longing, too,
anxiety or fear.
"Precious memories..."
Had a nun tell me this joke many years ago and it has held precious memories ever since..
I know you are good at cooking up stories. However your poems are hilarious....!
A surprising ending, leave it to the elders to speak the truth! ! A 10.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Oh, fantastic! ! ! ! A sense of humor and a country church and a little old lady- -three great ingredients for a fun poem. I needed that! !