Two Pints Of Lager Poem by Kelvin Rush

Two Pints Of Lager



Two pints of lager and a port and lime
Sorry said the barman I've just called time
But it's my mother's birthday she's 93
In that case said the barman this one's on me

Kelvin Rush
Thursday, April 18, 2019
Topic(s) of this poem: story
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