Two Men Texting Poem by Clyde King

-Master what do you think
about this any ideas?

-Yes add more shadows
to the tractors hood and tires

-How dark and what colors?

-On a scale of 1-10 make them
7-8 don't use black mix raw umber
and ultramarine blue to get a dark warm
bluish gray then dry the hell
out of it got it?

-Got it what would you do
with the background?

-Grasshopper take a big shot
of whiskey wait a minute
stand back 10 feet and LOOK
at it to get the BIG picture
you'll figure it out

-Master I been working out
and getting sexy lol!

-What are you doing?

-I do 1 sit-up a day when I wake up
I sit-up in bed lift up a beer
with both hands all day long
at night I sit back down on the bed
works for me lol

-You the man grasshopper!

-Yes I am grasshopper out