Not even the most expensive camera can capture you the way my eyes do, I would love to take you out to dinner sometime but I could tell that you already ate, I mean you're super fine. It's not even Halloween yet, but I'm already dressed as your mom's favorite child in law. In fact if you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother in law. Do I have to apply for a visa to be in between your arms? You deserve to be treated well, that is why I exist
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