Turning The Other Cheek Comments

Ever since Ambrose was a kid, people have been quoting the Bible to him in an effort to get him to modify his behavior.

In third grade he was on top of another kid in the playground and pounding his head off the asphalt for some infraction or other when a teacher tore him off and reminded him that the Bible said to turn the other cheek and to love one's enemies.
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