Trigger Happy Poem by susette varga

Sitting with my weird friends
I wish i had a gun
A bullet for every banter
Trigger pull would be fun

Who would we shoot first
I would rather it was i
Because the banter's mediocre
Like tesco's finest buy

Cats on the roof
Jinny in the loo
Gonna have a doss time
When you're drinking
with us too

Banter is such good crack
when you're with good friends
But my head will be sore in
the morning
so they'll not be here again!