Toss That Thong Poem by Trevor McLeod

Are you all alone on the internet posing nude
Well now there's help
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and spare your yelp

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7 special agents will help you find yourself
All agents are creating a happy place for you
Come as you are and leave for self

Whole divisions wish you well and say get fine
Follow your heart and give us a call
7 standard styles of saying your exposed
Call for an estimate before you fall

Hold on to your receipt and earn $3 back
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Don't be you

I'll see you when you get here
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Wish you pure
Toss that thong