Too Good To Check Comments

When a news item first appears on the Internet And the level of irony (or poetic justice) is so great That one has the feeling that the story may, in Fact, be fictitious. However, one is reluctant to Spoil the fun by actually attempting to verify it.

When you get to those pearly gates, you tell 'em You're Santa's No.1 elf, and I know St Peter will Let you in, Charles Marx, a well-known Santa in the Area thanks to his jolly frame and impeccably Groomed white beard, recalled telling the boy.
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