As on the toilet I sat, 
and after I had 'shat', 
I heard below a giggle.
I looked; I saw some...
crap wiggle....
here and there inside...
the bowl it moved! 
So I got a scoop and.....
it I removed. 
'Silly little piece of crap; 
shh!  My wife's trying....
to take a nap! ! '  
 (October 27,  2015)                
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
 
                     
                
Enjoyed the humor! ....'Silly little piece of crap; shh! My wife's trying.... to take a nap! ! .....Thanks for sharing....10