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'I did'nt mean for it to happen.' 'It just happened.' 'It's not like I planned to have an affair, it just happened.' My boyfriend of 10 years explains, when I confront him on his latest indescretion.

Well that certainly makes me feel better knowing you didn't wake up with infidelity on your to do list. So let me get this straight. You are, let's say walking to the mailbox, whistling a tune, and thinking about me, of course. When from out of no where, like a bolt of lightening, BAM, you are in bed with a strange woman. Like an alien abduction or something. Sounds scary, were you scared? Did you look down at this woman and say, 'you're not my mailbox.' 'I want to go home! ' He storms out of the room.
'You're always such a smartass.' He barked as he slammed the door.
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