Thoris Flukblucker (be careful how you thay that!)
Was hauled before a court, drunker than a midnight cat
The judge glared at him from high upon his bench
‘Tell me why it seems impossible for you to quench
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Nice one. On the verge of being hilarious. But all the more serious!
Thank you. It is a very serious subject, however, poking it with a bit of humour might get some to change what they are doing.