Thoris Flukblucker Find's Romance Poem by Jim McGill

Thoris Flukblucker (say that fast, can you?)
Well, Thoris met a lady in Kalamazoo
It was love a first sight; a shear delight
Everything about her was just right
But, she was high and haughty
With a beautiful buxomed body
Her boobs bounced as she flounced
A bubbled butt that boasted and enounced
Heavenly hips that whispered; she walked
With long legs…love struck, he gawked

So summoning courage he spoke to her
"You are absolutely stunning I concur
I have been admiring you from afar
You are exquisite exactly as you are
Will you be mine? Please, what do you say?
To which she replied in a matter of fact way
"Sure, have it any way you want to call it
But, the only part of you I like—is your wallet! "


Jim McGill, July 9,2023