This Is My House Poem by David Byer

This Is MY House

This is my house my house said the man,
this is my house my house

may I come in come in said the bear,
may I come in said the big brown bear

oh no oh no oh no said the man,
this is my house my house

but I'm tired I'm tired and I need to sleep,
I'm tired and I need to sleep

oh no oh no oh no said the man,
this is my house my house

I'll push and I'll shove and I'll crawl underneath,
I'll crawl underneath the house

oh no oh no oh no said the man,
this is my house my house

but I'm tired I'm tired I'm tired said the bear,
I'll curl up and go to sleep

Crash Bang Crash Bang Stomp Stomp went the man,
Crash Bang Bang BANG

that's loud that's loud that's loud said the bear,
that's loud when I'm trying to sleep

Get out get out get out said the man,
my house is not your room

but it's nice it's nice it's nice said the bear,
it's nice said the bear yawn yawn

get out get out get out said the man,
get out from under my my house

but I'm tired I'm tired I'm tired said the bear,
it's cozy and warm in here

Crash Bang Crash Bang Crash Bang,
Stomp, Stomp, Stomp
that's loud that's loud that's loud said the bear,
that's loud said the bear again

get out get out get out said the man,
get out from under MY HOUSE!

all right all right all right said the bear,
you're loud and I can't go to sleep

stay out stay out stay out said the man,
stay out from under my house

all right all right all right said the bear,
but I'll be back again

oh no oh no oh no said the man,
get out and stay away

I'll be back be back be back said the bear,
I'll be back when the fruits on the tree

oh no oh no oh no said the man,
that fruits for my wife and me

we'll see we'll see we'll see said the bear,
I'll come and have my fill

get out get out get out said the man,
get out and stay away

we'll see we'll see we'll see said the bear,
with a smile and grin on his face

oh no oh no oh no said the man,
I don't want to do this again and again

This is my house, my house, MY house
so stay away, away, AWAY!


D. Byer 2025