The Worst Aspects Of 1980s Pop & Rock Music Poem by DM W

Bros were absolute dross!
Wham! was a complete sham!
Shakin' Stevens was Elvis;
Without the voice or talent.
Stock, Aitken and Waterman
Produced Kylie & Jason;
Mel and Kim; Rick Astley,
And all that was ghastly.
Poncy, permed haired 'heavy metal'
Poseurs like Bon Jovi prospered.
Most so called rock stars sold out
For big bucks; of that there's no doubt.
M.J became a ghoul: so creepy;
Thanks to lots of plastic surgery.
Even Bowie was at his worst.
O this decade was truly cursed!