The comic Rodney Dangerfield (none other)
When born he had no twin brother
The doctor said smugly
He is truly ugly
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fie gentleman we afre supposed to rate these efforts This one I rate a ten
Very funny! You said you had an idea in your comment to Pam. It was a good one!
whereupon he then slapped Rodney's mother (maybe add a few syllables)
whereupon great word from the master's lips.