Dear reader bear with me and I’ll tell you a tale,
The full detail of which may take me a while,
Till now all the facts were know only to two,
The baddie, and goodie, who will confirm it is true.
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When the fat lady sings it is certainly true That the events you have told (leaving out a few) May have happened that day not so long ago When you with good intention did instincts show That good will right, and some evil be shown For in the end the blighter got more than he should have known And the lady giving up a tenner on the spot that day Will have a story to tell to those that hear what she'll say. But you dear teller of tales long and tall Get the reward that is surely best of all For you got a poem when none existed before And it cost nothing (at least nothing bought at the store.) s