The Snouts Poem by DM W

O Snout the Elder passed on his pig ignorance
To Snout the Younger.O they lived in a great sty
And guzzled and gorged from weighty troughs night and day.
They were incredibly fat, uncouth and lazy.
They got their dozy, brain dead wives to do all the work.
They were decidedly parochial and they
Were not concerned with international affairs.
They revelled in their petty bigotry.It seems
They believed everything they watched on T.V
And everything they read in the crude tabloid press.
How they hated progressive, liberal education,
Immigrants as well as social security,
And a tax funded health service for the poor.
Yet how they worshipped the archaic monarchy:
Who deemed them low lives and obedient peasants;
Occasionally patronising them with honours
In order to reinforce the cold status quo.
You see the Snouts were incredibly ignorant!