The Size Of His Wallet Poem by Eillio Imbasciati

Cry him a toilet,
As it seems there's a lot to flush,
Also, just as much that circles the drain
Many individuals explain the ideal,
Though he is yet to see that approach prosper
Having one's backside is important,
Since it can repel many issues that manifest
To late to weep, to early to surrender,
Though his precarious lifestyle is way out of alignment
A tuneup could be useful, but places too much of a strain on the size of his wallet