The Sexaholic Shopaholic Workaholic In Me Finds The Winning Formula Or Blows The Whole Deal Sky High Poem by Gayathri Seetharam

The Sexaholic Shopaholic Workaholic in me finds the winning formula or blows the whole deal sky high
-Gayathri B. Seetharam
Britain goes to the polls again tomorrow
And I cannot but help going back to early last week
When PM Trudeau, Pres. Macron and PM Johnson were closeted in conversation
During a cocktail party at the Buckingham Palace as a part of the NATO proceedings;

Justin Trudeau was animatedly saying something
While holding a glass of red wine
And as the supporter of wines, etc in Ontario
And my husband being the beer supporter in the same province
I say that aged wine is delicious
And this time around (his second term) , Justin Trudeau, seems to be more palatable
To his own critics for they did not hound him about his political gaffe about Pres. Trump
For Deputy PM Freeland is considering an amendment to the USMCA agreement
I, naming Freedom of Press as my constitutional right as a writer and poet and artist, say
That of his much publicised Throne speech, reports of which were positive,
I give him full marks for saying that his government would try to exercise more gun control
And it is commendable that he continues to strive for prevention of climate change
But there is no discussion of bioethanol in his TransMountain pipeline transfer of oil and gasoline
Or a softening of his hardline approach towards my engineering project
Of making water from greenhouse gases
PM Trudeau would also be well advised to shop for advice on the veracity of my economics paper
For I have argued logically that printing extra currency based on the GDP and GNP of the respective nation
So the money does not become devalued
Would eliminate debt and give extra spending power,
While debating along these lines with my husband or 21 year old son,
I am certain that Pres. Donald Trump's defence spending limit of 2%
Which PM Trudeau has not met would be an issue
This is a rhetorical question in my mind which I would bring up with my husband
And it is that as an engineer, would I want engineering and production for it would mean jobs and scientific invention
Or since this is defence and I am opposed to war (but loved World War II books and movies)
And would try peaceful efforts at preserving peace
And war would be the last resort in which the good guys have to win,
Would Justin Trudeau's disregard for Donald Trump's NATO condition seem like the right thing;

Emmanuel Macron is in a lot of soup in France for having reduced the pension funds
And he, when elected, was a little younger than PM Trudeau,
And has said two things which have filtered down to me
Climate change is an issue that the world cannot ignore
And the leaders of the NATO are brain dead
Meaning that they do not think of innovative ways of effecting change in the world
He was also caught saying that we have to send troops to protect the nations where there is political unrest
For France has troops in African countries which are war zones,
And spend in aid towards the poorer countries
I point out to him the following excerpt from the internet publication of the NATO:
They seek to promote stability and well-being in the North Atlantic area.
They are resolved to unite their efforts for collective defence and for the preservation of peace and security. They therefore agree to this North Atlantic Treaty.
They mean the member countries and I do sympathise with his viewpoint
For I am beset by requests from charitable organizations, etc,
But in the event that I make paycheques, deserving ones, I shall
Not be so upset at their insistence that I make donations;

Boris Johnson is the ex-mayor of London
And is conservative and one of his promises is to reduce immigration
And to get Brexit done
With or without a withdrawal agreement was the old plan
However, I saw on BBC.com that the international draft treaty of the withdrawal agreement
Might become British legislation
If PM Johnson or "BoJo"'s mojo were to be given the leeway which means being elected again
But I say that this would be against the British constitution and Brexit because all things British
And all goods British must be top priority in Parliamentary debating and handling.

Acknowledgements:
1. My son for pointing out the two sides of the sentiment to defence budgets