The Sarcastic Crotch Poem by Trade Martin

Got a toxic tongue….,
Just you watch…..,
As it lashes out.....,
The Sarcastic Crotch….! ! !

This situation….,
You shouldn’t botch….,
Or you’ll hear from….,
The Sarcastic Crotch….,

Lean and mean….,
Won’t hold back….,
Always ready to attack….,
It’ll cut you down….,
And that’s a fact….,
As it gives….,
Your brain a whack….! ! !

Not considered….,
Another notch….,
It’ll slap you down….,
The Sarcastic Crotch….! ! !