There once was redneck called Biddle Bo' Beep
Who got plastered on moonshine and fell asleep in his Jeep
Completely passed out because he got loaded
He left his still unattended. Eventually it exploded
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And that nursery rhyme echoes the crimes of our time! Absolutely brilliant, Jim. Totally got into this one!
Thank you Richard. I am thinking of changing his name to: Biddle Bo' Beep. The Beep might help to alert people to some of the problems around us.