The Prez Is My Shepherd Comments

The PREZ is my shepherd; I shall not want for anxiety about his mental health.
He maketh me to lie down in bad pastures: he leadeth me beside the giant tax cuts for the rich..
He restoreth The Fifties: he leadeth me in the paths of unrighteousness for his base's sake.
Yea, though Thou hast more nukes than anybody, I will never feel safe: for thou art crazily provoking Kim Chung-Un; thy rod and thy staff they goad him.
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