I must beg your forgiveness up front for this verse.
I don't want to be vulgar or rude or perverse,
but all over the world, things are going oh so wrong,
and it's due, in large part, to the President's dong!
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Sir, you have totally outdone yourself! I've been pretty sick for the past week, so it's been tough to laugh. That being said, this poem totally cracked me up. Keep them coming!
Thank you Sir. I shall try my best to keep cranking them out. The hardest part is trying to choose from all of the scandals going on at any given time! : o)