A dog finds always a good reason
to scratch with pleasure, during season.
All other times he sharpens claws
and licks the daylight off his paws.
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Yes, my Rottweiler was nuzzlin away at his package in the pub last week. My mate said, he wished he could do that. I said, 'Give him a biscuit. He might let you? '
Excellent piece, made me laugh hugely... and oh yes, that one thing men have in common, their love of their, er, manhood. The devil makes work for idle hands (and tongues) as they say! :) Fab H. t x