Kim Barney

Kim Barney

I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
Kim Barney
I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
Friday, December 2, 2016

The Nothing Sandwich Comments

Rating: 5.0

Years ago, when I was just a kid, I invented the Bread Sandwich.
Only my creativity didn't stop there.
Unrestrained, I also invented the Nothing Sandwich!
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Cowboy Ron Williams 27 July 2021

I wanted to vote it five stars, but couldn't find a box to vote!

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Cowboy Ron Williams 27 July 2021

This whimsical creation has been added to my favorites list!

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Elena Sandu 07 August 2018

Wow! Nobody would feel cold hearted with such a sweet family. I could almost smell the bread and hear the laughs, what would I give for a bite, thank you for warming my heart, it is just what I needed this morning!

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Bri Edwards 19 June 2018

(cont.) ..photo is nice also. how about a Dagwood Nothing Sandwich? a slice of rye, then buckwheat, then white, then sourdough, then whole wheat, with everything in between? ! to MyPoemList. bri :)

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Bri Edwards 19 June 2018

(cont.) ...[thanks to Google]: Food is Patentable as a Composition. Under U.S. Patent law, an inventor can patent a process, machine, manufacture, or composition of matter. The food must be new, useful, not obvious, and meet the other disclosure requirements for patentability. However, the critical point remains the same: Food can be patented. (cont.)

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Bri Edwards 19 June 2018

the poem is 'pricelesS', but the Poet's Notes are 'pricelessier'! ! ! to MyPoemList. i made a mayonaisse (spelling?) sandwich the other day. it sucked, but i ate it! easy and inexpensive! ! BUT i suggest you substitute....[[ in the poem, not in your next sandwich; (see Earl of Sandwich) ]].... patent for copyright. BUT (again) the poem (as it is 'literary work') may be copyrighted! (CONT.) ..

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Kim Barney 22 June 2018

An excellent suggestion, Bri, and I have taken you up on it, although I had to rewrite the entire line so that it would still rhyme with the other two in the same stanza. Good catch. Thanks again!

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Smoky Hoss 04 December 2016

Amen! Love it! Good, tasty fun!

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Annette Aitken 04 December 2016

This one gave me a wee chuckle Kim....very amusing tale indeed lol

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Terry Craddock 04 December 2016

'The Nothing Sandwich' took a bite on the title, yes feasted on all three The Bread Sandwich consists of two slices of bread, with another slice of bread in between. The Nothing Sandwich is two slices of bread with nothing in between. The Open-Faced Nothing Sandwich is one slice of bread with nothing on it. was in a truck once which broke down pass a small town called Granity, oft he three of us, none had bought money and the change we had purchased only a loaf of bread, walked almost to Westport on that, no traffic and walked all the way past the Pines Straight, to unbelievable half way doen the Fairdown Straight just before Sargeant's Hill, just out of Westport on a hot hot summer's afternoon, your inventions sound more fun :)

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Spock The Vegan 03 December 2016

Oh, now this takes the cake, I mean the bread. :)

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I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
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I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
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